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 09.05.2011
Oh yeah sorry! Not the mine!
But I really liked it. Just edited it.

and nostalgia.

If you were a child in the 60s or 70s, looking back, it’s hard to believe how we survived.
When I was a child, I drove in cars without seat belts.
Our beds were painted with bright paint with high lead content.
We drank water from the column around the corner, not from plastic bottles.
No one ever thought about riding a bicycle in helmets.

We left the house in the morning and returned late in the evening when the lights were lit (where they were).
We ate cakes, ice cream, drank lemonade – and nobody got fat from it.
Several people drank from the same bottle, and no one died.
We didn’t have gaming consoles, computers, a lot of satellite TV channels, CDs, cell phones, the internet... We had a crowd watching cartoons to the nearest house, as the cartoons showed in time, and the program for the week was learned by the mouth (and it was hard to remember two cartoons in a week!)

Some students were not very clever, so they were left for the second year.

There are not seven wonders of the world, but many more. Isn’t it a miracle of the world the first Soviet remedy after shaving? Do you remember? A piece of newspapers!! to
And such a miracle as the tuning of the car "Moscow - 412"! Do you remember?
5-coupé coins on the perimeter of the front glass, mushroom steering wheel, epoxy handle of the transmission box with a rose.

This cake is a miracle, no? You can never guess which side will come out!
And this wonderful mom’s divorce: “I buy you now, but it’s for your birthday.”
And the magical grandmother’s farewell phrase: “Don’t forget to return the banks!”
And the refrigerator ZIL with a lock, for the case of a public apartment, remember?
This is a one-handed bandit: you pull the pen - the banks fall out.

The free medicine. It is also a miracle. The doctor is one, and the rows are three: one - on the bills, the other - on the record, the third - "I will only ask."

How many miracles!
A small window from the kitchen to the bathroom - What was there to look at? The shoe is a horse.
Dental powder, which cleansed not only teeth, but also silver, and glasses on windows.
Milk in bottles with a cover of foil.
A machine with gased water!!! There was a glass, one for everyone. (Nobody is going to think of drinking from a common glass today.) But before, everyone drank from one glass and nobody was afraid to catch any infection. By the way, these drinks were used by local drunkards.
Imagine they have returned them.

A white blanket on the wall and the light is turned off. No, it is not a sect. This is Dialysis.
Smoke rains and smells throughout the apartment. This is burning. Millions of Soviet boys burned different pictures on plates.

The girls played in the rubber. No one knew the rules of the game.
And still, they sat in the bathroom on a chair, in the darkness, with a red light.
Have I guessed? Ordinary photo printing. All our lives are on black and white photographs printed by our own hands.

If you are one of that generation, I congratulate you!
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