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[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114605
 09.06.2015
Video from the picnic:

Oh God... Remove, my, I’m upset with plyizz It’s terrible

A: And I showed a friend. she said that the boy's voice was beautiful who sang.

The boy is :-(

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114604
 09.06.2015
Once I came to buy food for cats in the animal store, and there is an action - a package of food for free, and they are asked to fill out the questionnaire. I am not sorry.
How many cats and their names do you have?
and three. Remus, Scorpio and Lawrence
Originally as...
Already after leaving the store, I realized that they probably listened to Vasek and Murok at the very least could not. And also, that I forgot to mention the neighbor's cat in the apartment - a striking, instead of an eagle issuing natural sounds from hell and a terrible, like a nuclear winter, sphincter named Anubis.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114603
 09.06.2015
Admin, if you twisted the chat-bas would be a CITATOR again.)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114602
 09.06.2015
Today I saw on one saiĕte vacancy "younger̆ specialist in movement", and in the clamps the loader)))

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114601
 09.06.2015
And for those who use decreasing-loving suffixes in talk about children in Adika there is a separate boiler with melted sandals in a mixture with cockroaches.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №114600
 09.06.2015
Styles Jesse came:
Why not 1C?! to
Telepatics on vacation
Let them have you on vacation all the time!
They know when to go in.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114599
 09.06.2015
In Switzerland, the official agricultural website agroscope on May 28, 2015 published the news:

Because of the excessive purity of milk, there are fewer holes in traditional cheese varieties. Holes in cheese appear due to dioxides of propionate and lactic acid bacteria. In the last 15 years, milk has become much cleaner through the introduction of technology, improved content and feed quality. The scientists of the agroscope have examined and studied this problem in detail!

Woooot! These are problems we need to study! Where do the holes in the cheese come from and where do they go? It is interesting! And not new missiles, bombs and tanks.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №114598
 09.06.2015
It is easier to say what is not produced: laptops and a little light industry. Everything else is produced.

I threw what I have in the presence of Russian production: windows, refrigerator, car. All foreign brands. In fact, this is a complete list.
Where is? Where is all that is made in Russia?

As Zhvanetsky said from the scene: "You walk through the exhibition pavilions and think, "Can all this be bought?"

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114597
 09.06.2015
About the names of pets: in the autumn in the corridor at the entrance door found a butterfly. Probably there was no more room to overwinter. He signed the animal to himself. Every morning started with the search for an insect because it was a pity to crush. The creature was fed with peach juice and diluted strawberries with water straight from the hand. One day a courier arrived. We stand in the door and check the goods, and then my beast rolls out of the room and flies straight to the open entrance door. I command without a shadow of fear and astonishment: "Grisha, come to me!". The butterfly turns and sits on my shoulder. Of course, this is reading coincidence, but the courier’s face had to be seen)))) And, yes, the butterfly in the first evening I called Grisha!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114596
 09.06.2015
We brought somewhere to the clinic a cat with five or four kittens, I don’t remember exactly. They had to have an accompanying document for departure. There are all cats and one cat. We say, dictate the names. Well, the master and begins something like Evelyn, Adelaide, Juliet, Carmelite and Gorshok.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114595
 09.06.2015
How difficult it is to resist and not write in the letter "This is your sword!", sending materials to Pavel Volobayev.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114594
 09.06.2015
Intended to. The patient came in. I’ve done it all and I’m saying, ‘I.O., you can wipe, dress and walk into the chamber.’ Patient: "S.S., after such a procedure can be 'ty' "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114593
 09.06.2015
So how do you put those stuff under the photo?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114592
 09.06.2015
YYU: Not that I was a loser, but my luck is very specific. Here, for example, I split the nuts, and it... it... is empty. Not rotten, not dried, without mold and web, just completely empty.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114591
 09.06.2015
About cat names.The boy wanted to name the little cat "Gave". This furry animal waved up to 5 kg and began to run out periodically to the street... I look very ambiguous in the eyes of the inhabitants of the neighboring multi-storey buildings when I go out to look for His Catship, because all kinds of plebey ‘oxyxi’ he ignores, responds only to the name...

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114590
 09.06.2015
The Soul:

I did a repair in the apartment (I hired people to put only tiles), I know how to cook deliciously, I follow the order, once every two days I clean the dust and once a week I do general cleaning, I don't bump, I started the washing machine myself, I can wash my hands, I collected all the furniture myself...
What is wrong with me?
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Too little information for a correct diagnosis – well, except illiteracy. Maybe you’re a cat quarterback or even a pedophile who knows you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114589
 09.06.2015
Andrey: I watched an epic picture from the balcony in the courtyard:
The little ones trained the goalkeeper according to the Brazilian system, namely, two throw stones, and the third, with a spade in his hands standing in front of parked cars, tried to repel these stones with the same spade... it didn’t always work.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114588
 09.06.2015
To this: Something I was counting on clothes, and let’s go back to another classic: I like to walk in sandals with socks at the same time. Who is with me?

I join you, and I want to add that for the dirty trolling of the bad guys, concerned about the appearance of others, I wear sandals with socks of different colors.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №114587
 09.06.2015
In Switzerland, human dust has been transformed into diamonds for 11 years. The comments:

A great idea, probably the most elegant way to use human dust.

Memento_mori: and practical: for the same money everything, in principle. And so: find a place on the cemetery, issue documents, place itself, etc. The important thing is not to steal. It’s a bit uncomfortable with thieves.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114586
 09.06.2015
The haters of fried potatoes and manezika - tavarischi, run out and kill the apsten. Everyone has the right to eat what he/she wants, if he/she is not eating at your expense. Local nutritionists borrowed.

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