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 09.06.2015
The Soul:

I did a repair in the apartment (I hired people to put only tiles), I know how to cook deliciously, I follow the order, once every two days I clean the dust and once a week I do general cleaning, I don't bump, I started the washing machine myself, I can wash my hands, I collected all the furniture myself...
What is wrong with me?
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Too little information for a correct diagnosis – well, except illiteracy. Maybe you’re a cat quarterback or even a pedophile who knows you.
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