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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117089
 09.08.2015
More stupid than burning food can only be her shooting.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117088
 09.08.2015
In connection with the death of Natalia Silchanova, another diver recalled.

Unfortunately, in the broad dive circles Yura Lipsky became famous only after his death, although, in my opinion, Yura could be called a true hero of our time. He was the only person who challenged the Russian oligarchs. He entered into a fight with them and won it.

This happened during the financial crisis of 1998. At the end of July this year, Boris Yeltsin solemnly promised to lie on the rails if a default occurs in the country, and a few days after this promise, the default was announced. I think that Yeltsin still lay quietly on the rails somewhere in a secluded place, for example, in his garden in Barchive. Just no one has seen that. The heads of Russian banks did not want to lie on the rails or on any other road cover. Because of their poverty, poverty and orphanage, they simply refused to pay the workers. And one morning, Jura, like many of our fellow citizens, received an official notification from several banks in which his dollars were held.
They were all about the same content and looked like this: “Dear Mr. Lipsky! Unfortunately, our bank will not be able to return your money soon. But it undertakes to return them in full within five years in rubles at the current MMVB rate. All the best. With respect. Governor of the Bank.”

Most people, having received such letters at this point, breathed hard and said goodbye to the money. But not Jura.
Without long thinking, he printed back letters mirroring bank deposits, with the only difference that they were addressed to the bank manager, and the signature of Mr. Lipsky was at the bottom.
They said, “Dear Mr. Governor! Unfortunately, I will not be able to return your money soon. But I undertake to return them in full within five years in rubles at the current MMVB rate. All the best. With respect. Yuri Lipsky »
What an absurdity, every bank manager thought, we owe it to him, not he to us. Probably something abnormal. We are writing a lot of things.

But Jura knew what he was doing. On this day he flew to Hannover, and from there to San Marino (only after that he went to Egypt, Costa Rica, Cyprus and Spain). Sitting on the aircraft of the Lufthansa company (for trips this time Yura chose only Western companies), he asked the stewardess to bring him several pairs of Citizen diving watches presented in the Duty-free catalog. When asked about the form of payment, he extended the credit card of a respected Russian bank with a wide smile. The total cost of the purchase was approximately $2000. The card in the plane was not checked because it requires a telephone call. Yura had money on the account, and he did not violate the law, and the fact that the bank refused to give him cash is another matter.

Having flown tens of thousands of kilometers in a few days and purchased diving watches approximately the amount of bank debt, Yura decided to exceed it slightly, so, the smallest, to compensate for the moral damage. He estimated the moral damage to a few thousand dollars. It could have been estimated higher, but Jura did not want to irritate the goats. And who knows the habits of these bank workers? They will invent another shit.

From the point of view of the law, the question was crystal clear and at the first indignant call from the bank about the return of money, Yura gently and cunningly explained that the money he would definitely return, all up to a penny, in five years, in rubles at the current rate of MMVB.
Did you not receive my letter, it was sent with notification of delivery and certified by a notary? Look in your papers. Don’t worry, I have copies. If there is a mistake, I am happy to meet you in court.

The situation for the bank was completely pathetic. What is the court? They wrote that they would not return the money, and also signed. What can they demand from Yuri? Apart from scandal and another shame, nothing can be achieved. Unless the reimbursement of Yura's over-spent two thousand, which they will be able to receive only in the form of alimony, it is unclear what size, since according to the documents of Yura, most likely, was unemployed. And the managers of several banks were forced to trust Yuri’s promise. Namely, in five years, in rubles at the MMVB rate, etc. and etc.

Jura carried out this operation mainly out of love for art. He wasn’t in trouble and that money wasn’t big for him. The watch bought by bank card he sold on the Internet, and several copies gave to friends.
His Citizen watches, presented to me, still lie on my desk, in memory of how a smart person can win a session of simultaneous play with several big fools at once, and play with a smile on his face.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117087
 09.08.2015
They undermined the business of Norwegian fishermen, French wheatstocks and Dutch florists. What are they still carrying to Russia? Whose business would be destroyed?! to
- A business of Russian darmoods that steal the budget,
Have you tried bullying?! to

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №117086
 09.08.2015
The case moves to the night, we write a project with the boss...

xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
xxx: I made it
[23:47:14] xxx: or broken
XXX is not important.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117085
 09.08.2015
How to remove mold from the car salon.First reference:
MICHEL
In a dark dark night, you have to drive into a deaf, deaf forest, then you can see how the mold blooms. after tearing a four-leaf flower of mold, jump through a 14 meter carpet, jump through 3 fires, pour diesel fuel in eight tractors, put a flower there, sleep with yeast, drive over after five days of abstinence, drink and forget a long sleep and do not ask strange questions about where the mold came from.
Because she can’t get from nowhere. The car is always raw. It flows. It does not dry. Fuck all the slides.

Dry, disassemble and not make mosquitoes.

PS was scared.
SPs for Positive.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117084
 09.08.2015
One Saturday morning I remembered that as a child I dreamed of rollers. Then I thought about how to squeeze. Introduced: "Rolls of amateur class"... I watched an amateur video with a business class stewardess...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117083
 09.08.2015
Well, secondly, it floats only over the railway, dug under the track. No one shows her, of course.

Did you look at her with a blind eye?
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Unlike you, the scientist and the troll, he knows what'superconductors' are! He doesn’t need to see it to know what’s there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117082
 09.08.2015
I have a shirt with an enot.
Today, my mother and I fought for her.
Olga: I am an adult woman, a writer with an engineering diploma
I don’t want my mom to buy a t-shirt.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117081
 09.08.2015
Maybe you are just jealous? If a guy and a girl are good with each other, they embrace, kiss, smile, "shake up" - what's wrong with this? They enjoy each other’s company, and that’s great!
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Stop so childishly justifying your uneducation. No one will pay attention to the "crying on the ear" pair. But when you get into drunkenness publicly footing and ticking the three-layer body, and it whispers to mask its "guy-guy" urges to swallow from pain - the people around struggle with nausea and occasionally sympathize. And those who are in free swimming realize that it is better in free than to agree to such a humiliating relationship with an uncultured person.

Even in the Zamaitsky "We", where people were stripped of the right to any intimacy and privacy - and that to fuck, the characters still covered the transparent walls with curtains. But you - roll, you can still sit straight in the bus, and annoyed stickers that they envy your excellent digestion.

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