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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86761
 09.09.2013
Who are your neighbors?
I am two guys.
Mmm, are you friends with them?
My neighbor: Noah, from time to time...

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86760
 09.09.2013
Every girl, hardly getting rid of it,
Until the breasts grow,
He dreams, breathing, of a fairy prince,
Who will find it.
And the princes of these, one or two, fell together,
Especially in our cold areas.
And the girls cry, and the tail is broken,
The divorce is on their cheeks.
The girls of businessmen,
In the ass the masters give up.
There are tens of thousands of them,
Marriage does not take anything.
Time goes by, girls get older.
The pattern of stretches does not please the eye.
Cocktails burned on the herb.
A pattern of old straws fell on the floor.
No need, girls, to aspire to wealth.
The hunt for the prince reminds of the route
A simple, ordinary blasphemy.
Getting married, girls, they don’t take fools.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86759
 09.09.2013
I need to speak...

Where is the brain? Everything is bad, boring, the grandmothers steal, the power is bad, the prices are huge... And as an election, there is a 30% appearance. Where are the other 70%? How got this alogic behavior, apathy and idiotism. I am going to get more budget babies out of sorrow.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86758
 09.09.2013
I give myself a cup of tea.
Updated contact status
I smoke with my colleague.
Pepper is just hell.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86757
 09.09.2013
How many hands under the dryer do not hold, and the jeans still rub :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86756
 09.09.2013
From the discussion of the new Android 4.4 KitKat:

XXX: And what does the new version give us?! to

YYY: It is strange. Key Lime Pie is a cake. The name of the product, like all the previous ones, and Keith Kat is not a product, but its name. If Wafers in Chocolate, then understand.

Android 4.4 Lavroviy List

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86755
 09.09.2013
The Crazy Vegan:

“Leonardo da Vinci, Leo Tolstoy and Paul McCartney don’t forget to tell about it, yes.”

Why didn’t you include Adolf Aloisich Hitler on your wonderful list? He was a vegan like you. And send your wonderful arguments to the WHO, which has confirmed this disease.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86754
 09.09.2013
To the one who says to sneeze - the eggs would be "cut off".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86753
 09.09.2013
My father told me from his face today.

Yesterday we made a calculation for the installation of the equipment. There is a section, "Installation of the fire alert system". It’s called the Turtle :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №86752
 09.09.2013
Don’t spend money on clothes... Spend money on travel... It doesn’t matter how old your beds are if you walk in them around Paris.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86751
 09.09.2013
Someday, your Kaspersky will decide that the main threat to computers are humans and will begin to destroy them.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86750
 09.09.2013
The Summer Camp. The late evening. They are all lying down, but they are talking to each other. We are undergoing a body inspection.
The door to our room opens, there is a swallow at the threshold and something chews. Alina noticed this and quietly said:
and healed. Are you eating?
The Silence *
And we do not eat.
The Silence *
We are sleeping.
Plavruk officel whispered when he woke up, rattled and ordered everyone to sleep.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86749
 09.09.2013
their : )
by Bishop :)
by al1en: ::::}
Ups, it burned up

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86748
 09.09.2013
He suddenly stood on his wife’s foot. Her reaction :
You are a rabbit.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86747
 09.09.2013
Thus, in the elections to the mayor of Moscow with a huge gap wins the candidate Pocher, gaining 67% of the votes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86746
 09.09.2013
Recently I learned that in Italian, nano is gnom. Now I can't normally perceive the word "nanotechnology": so are the bearded dwarfs, who clamp something futuristic with hammer and hammer :R

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №86745
 09.09.2013
'' My life is definitely better now. I no longer live in lies. Because people are no longer deceiving me. They don’t cheat because I don’t talk to them anymore. I don’t talk to them anymore because I killed them all. Because Nify was lying to me. and #039; and #039;

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86744
 09.09.2013
Where can I buy a reef shark?
Yyy: Probably the newly born shark, who has no money to put the shark on his feet and give him a good education, or the shark, a drug addict, to exchange for a dose.
You can ask the gloria fish.
WOW: She swam with her father Nemo, she has a lot of connections
She forever forgets everything.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86743
 09.09.2013
There is an opinion that Sberbank OnL@in also works from 8:30 to 19:30, with a lunch break.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86742
 09.09.2013
This is:

Since I was a child, I have been interested in the question: why do the Basics of Life Safety teach the military affairs?

Because it was originally a military affair: boys were taught to walk, and girls were taught to make bandages.
And the Basics of Safety of Life Activity it became called after the USSR collapsed, and Russia type pretended that peace-loving and children are not preparing for war at all from school.

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