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[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133295
 09.09.2016
In the ninth class came a new one. Special school of prison type. He participated in the removal of the lark, but the type only stood on the strait, so he was punished the mildest of all. Teachers all the time conducted educational work with us on the subject that Vova is an unfortunate man with a difficult fate, and we all ought to... Yes, just to the grave of life he ought to, fucking! From this attitude, Borges. If at first he maximally pulled the little things out of his pockets, then by the second quarter he began to openly take out any other thing that he liked, and any attempts to figure it out stumbled on the pedagogical "what, thing more regrettable than a man?!", "You will break his fate!" and other nonsense masking the unwillingness to take action. And only after he entered the bag to the chemistry, he was literally cleaned somewhere in a week. Well, because to educate humanity in others is one thing, and your shirt is closer to the body!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133294
 09.09.2016
News - today seven people attacked an invoicing car on Vishnevaya street and then fled on the "Žigule". In the city announced a plan "Interception".
The simple things learned to do...
xxx: Hide everywhere at "Giggles"? The thief crushed the night.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133293
 09.09.2016
Another comparison of Apple and Android approaches (GeekTimes):

N1ntend0: We have been raised from early childhood on the principle: here is the basement, there are potatoes, salt and salad. If you want to drink tea, you go down to the basement and choose a steak. If you want to cook dinner, you go down to the basement and get potatoes with sals. Apple offers the approach when your potatoes are already in the kitchen next to the pot in which you will cook it, and the strawberries appear only when the boiler has boiled. Yes, it’s new, and we’re afraid of the new – that’s normal. But you can get used to it and learn to take advantage of it.
An analogy: I want a snack, but I don’t want it with tea, I want to eat it right out of the bowl, with a piece of cheese. Is it little. To do this, I need to put a cupboard. What... WTF?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №133292
 09.09.2016
The good man who advised here the book "The False Blindness" of Watts is a great rescue for you! Thank you because I am autistic. And this book, in general, is especially cool for me. This alienation is an indestructible barrier between you, the alien and your entire tribe – it is not always ugly.

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