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 08.09.2014
xxx: and I want to rent that apartment to friends, even without any contracts, let them live.
YYY: Well, do you remember Vanku with 352?
xxx: yes
Yyy: So he and a girl after the universe a year filmed a single stitched from some familiar acquaintance. And in the second year decided to do a repair, I helped him more. And Vanka he does not know how to do badly, so in the end he fully charged, there from A to I, and linoleum, and wallpapers, ceilings, glass packs, Finnish sanitary, furniture updated, invested money and soul. He invited Hohyain, showed the work, he was delighted. And what do you think?
xxx: what 7
Yyy: They didn't live for two weeks, as the same owner calls and says, say you have two days to go, my buyers will come. I wanted to warm up on Vankin's work, otherwise I't think about selling it.
YYY: And such a woman calmly says to him: I understood everything, in two days we will leave.
XXX: And what?? to
YYY: And calls me and another half of the guys from the group. We get together and in 2 hours all the furniture in the van, the sanitary is twisted, even the toilet! The linoleum is removed, the wallpapers are broken, and where not to break are painted with a marker, the glass packs are also pulled out. Shortly as the owner stated he was waiting for an apartment in its original form, a bunch of shit in the middle of the hallway and a sign "you don't even know my real name." So Annie, be careful without contracts, so that this doesn’t happen :).
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