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 08.09.2014
I knew one individual. His favorite topics for conversation were:
1st I didn't like one person, we haven't seen each other for two years, but using my extensive connections, I still keep putting his sticks in the wheels at every step! Am I not good?
2nd I took the boss and took his place. How young I am! Only something seems to me that everyone around me wants to sit down...there’s shit! Write them puzzles preventively.
Three I have a conscience, but it has no power over me. If it is beneficial for me to go against my conscience, I will easily do it. I am good! You are the slave of your conscience. You have not grown up before me.
4 is I cannot be wrong in principle! So if you don’t agree with me, you’re automatically wrong and you’re at fault. Yes, and if you do not agree on this particular point, too.
5+ and all in the same key.
I listened to his wisdom, listened... and summed up:
If I say it in two words, you are a fool.
No is! He declared. I am not a fool, and I will prove it to you.
What then? I asked.
I can find you and fuck you!
I must say that he really has such a possibility. Fortunately, until he did it. In any case, I do not communicate with him now, so as not to remind me of my existence. But! Attention is a question! Did his proof work? Did I stop considering him a fool? Did I get into his ideas, did I respect him? Or am I just sitting down now and afraid that some fool is trying to scratch me?
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