From the former:

Preamble: Early computer era in the militia. Materially responsible person - a whirling guy, constantly distracted by the phone and rushing out to smoke, printing with one finger.

In fact, the ambulance: in the militia a lot of devices with names of type "Rose Device", "Product Tenderness" (except for jokes). So, this material-responsible prepares acts for writing off, with one hand holding a cup of coffee, talking on the phone, the other - fills out the forms in this text editor, then quickly prints and takes to sign. To write off this shit you need to bypass a bunch of bosses of different calibers, and in the final to sign up to the general himself. After a couple of days, the acts for re-writing are returned from the main reception room with the signature of the Self, and what we see on the first page... Due to hasty and carelessness, changing the acts from the Device to the Product, our mattress wrote off the "Product..." - this word was painted on the title sheet of the document. All have signed. The curtain.