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 24.10.2014
A man marries a cute and affectionate girl,... well and so on.
And then she gives birth. And then he understands that the husband loves the child and will not go anywhere from him (well from his mother, her mother).
And here it begins. You can fat. You can also turn into a bitch. You can also "headache"

A girl marries a loving, loving boy who is ready to wear her and kiss the sand she walked on.
Then she gives birth.
and more busy with a baby, because this is natural and sex after birth is lower for a long time, even if the birth is normal, and if not very, then even longer. Yes, and she filled little after childbirth and smells of milk, not sweet scents. He sits at home and doesn’t bring money.
No sex
here and the boy understands that the girl will not get anywhere from him (who needs a trailer, old, and upset)
and begins with him drunkenness, walks, blasphemy, and also claims to his wife and the boy turns into a beetle, crumbled on the side, and the beer has already grown. Yes, and the mistress of the younger was already drawn with a fresh body and without commodity-money relationships.

This story is more real than your story.
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