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 03.11.2014
Rose is
We had a banquet at the firm, the birthday of one lady, the lady is not easy, beautiful and position, salary, work with foreigners, abroad, I realize she really liked me, decided to congratulate too, flowers? I have a salary-lowest link. bought one rose-goed, it would be better not to go there bouquets, baskets, and the public is watching with what came, back to the walk is not handed, and she mocked:-Oh, how nice, thank you, go. But I was ashamed, slightly worn and washed. A week later I was ordered to bring her some papers home, and I called. What a dear guest.
I think, let it be mocked, the devil has stumbled into this rose.
I will not let you go without tea. It’s delicious, and I’ll drink a cup of tea.
Go into the living room and I’ll make tea. I go there, and all in flowers. the same bouquets, baskets, arranged at the corners. In the middle of the table is a vase with a slightly worn rose.
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