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 09.11.2014
In general, when I was whipped a week ago, the guy left alone in my shoes. And, I have to say, this was the only working pair of strict shoes in the winter, because in the second the cat snorted two months ago and I put it on the balcony and forgot it safely. And here comes today. I have a meeting, i.e. in the boots and other shoes the option is not to go.In the shoes the shit is hot,because +15 today was. There is one option - to wash the cacao from the second pair of shoes.... use to wash, it does not work.It is necessary to tear off the mattress.It was ripped, glued, with meat. I washed for half an hour, the cat was swallowed out of all his soul... with a housey soap and business soap, the hard side of the sponge. Clothed recently "Moment", there was no time to dry up and ran to do things. Rounded all day.
And here comes the time when the puppy, with whom we have seen several times and like each other, asks to meet her at the airport.I meet, we go back...it will go to me?",and I have a thought in my head: my socks smelled like a cat's shirt or a domostos, or even attached to the mattress...In short, I went home. Not a pedestrian?

Well, to the word, that didn’t go... because all three misfortunes happened.
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