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 25.11.2014
Movement of the Forest
When the author worked in the Upper Ufaele of the Chelyabinsk region, he met the forest worker Petrovich. Good such a man, simple, honest - one word forestry. Petrovich was in a state of permanent war with local mines. The mines stole the forest, and somehow stupidly, right in the kites and fours. When Petrovich caught them, they said, "Hule, you are Petrovich? The mayor sent us to the forest.
Petrovich repeatedly tried to initiate some criminal cases, but they were not initiated for some reason.
The mines also did not stay in debt and tried to arrest Petrovich all the time. They mainly used the method from the movie Boomer. Petrovich’s balls of grass were thrown into the luggage of “Patfinder” in the newspaper “Ufalai Workers”. But Petrovich was already, Tsuka, literate and demanded to call the State Control, so that they took the analysis from his fingers and newspaper screens. The mines flogged and took the grass back.
But one day the mines struck Petrovich a large beast. Then he made a move.
Petrovich came to work in the forestry this morning. He usually looked into his office and found a envelope under the table.
– Zoya Nikolaevna, – called Petrovich the accountant, – come to me, please. See the envelope? Look what’s in it?
There were 30,000 rubles in the envelope. Petrovich asked to make them to the box office as a donation from an unknown sponsor. Fifteen minutes later, the hominoffs in masks came down from the ceiling.
Where is the envelope? The law enforcement officers shouted.
What a envelope?
With a bribe, to blame!
The donation was made by an unknown sponsor for the conservation of the forest.
Give it back. We have no other marred days, the Hominoffs counted.
“I can’t,” Petrovich courageously replied. Forestry is a state enterprise. Consider your money already in the treasury of the Russian state. The People’s Heritage.
Mines went to Petrovich for two weeks. They cried. They asked for the money back. Petrovich was hard as a rock. When it came into the budget, it disappeared. Go on... go on. Truth with tears.
Such a simple man made a feat!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1411/o141124.html#11
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