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 27.11.2014
Let the law, according to which a woman in case of refusal to do abortion will be deprived of the right to alimony - will be any more suitable "reflectors".
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Uncle, you are so right that you are straight. Do you really think they are all the same? Can I tell you another story?
He refuses to use condoms. Because "feelings are not you". And the girl, being a naive fool, still gives him, especially because he promises to pull out his instrument in time.
Only the tool he does not remove, because it is much more pleasant to finish inside than outside.
And then, when the test shows two strips, it merges, claiming that it’s not his problem.
Abortion can sometimes not be done for medical reasons.
A sharply intelligent girl gives birth, filed in court for the establishment of paternity, and for alimony alone.
And our "hero" then tells friends stories about the pierced condoms...
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