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 11.12.2014
Married, 10 years ago. I have never made a cottage. I don’t have any meat. And there is no toaster in the kitchen, multivarks, waffles, blinkers, and other barbecues, which are offered to take leisure to the housewives. Are you really because of the lack of dinner you can break up with a loved one? The husband, of course, a computer master, the crane can not repair, repair does not, and also smokes and drinks. Should I expel him for that? The figure for you! He’s nice, he’s big and warm, and he loves me. They dressed. Pellets cannot be cooked. Is it difficult to call a sanitary? Who will love you?
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