I don’t want to open a new shit, but it’s annoying. Mothers, what your child said to you or someone else, how he tricked someone, made a mistake, stumbled out - is interesting and funny only to you, your mother, and a sixty-year-old neighbor. Most people, especially here, are joking, and it’s not funny. Before telling another nonsense, imagine that it was said by a strange, not very intelligent child.
And again: if you write "prdti", be consistent, and write "udti", "zadti", and so on.