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 30.01.2015
You’d better try to beat your leg, it’s more effective :)
The girl weighing 47 kg who knocked the door when the child accidentally locked
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Girl, the door is open. In the house with the doors of the middle of the last century, when the child was locked, I first broke the tools for half an hour, then the MCHS sheep who arrived overcame for another half an hour. The modern Chinese feather, which was put in its place, I will go over with my naked hands in five minutes maximum. And not far from there, in my eyes, a fragile, gentle girl opened the lock with a key, irritatedly knocked her hand - and pulled the lock out of the door. Just hanging on the key.
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