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 20.02.2015
A little about philosophy. It is interesting how the meaning of different passing phrases has changed in the minds of people. For example, “I’ll take you out to clean water!” Everyone thinks it means “I’ll uncover.” Anne is not. Take the times when the serfs were given to the army for twenty-five years. The soldier and his guilty in the carcass, on bread and water. And already “putting out on clean water” a day for three is for special merits.



Or “to put under the monastery” is also its own story. The hierarch sent the unpleasant priest to the monks, depriving the family and all rights. To go to jail is problematic, and it is not good to judge the father, and to go to a monastery is easy. Ivan the Terrible, nicknamed Vasilyevich for his cruelty (as written in one foreign encyclopedia), was married eight times. She liked the girl — he married, and the former wife where? In the monastery, sins are painted. To not please the king is not a sin.



Or, say, Pushkin in the tale of the sleeping queen has such words:

The Queen is evil,

Her brother threatened...

The teacher was unable to explain to us what the rogat was about, although for us the picture looked funny. And only much later I read that a collar was called a collar with spikes, in which you can neither lie or lean to anything, but keep your head all the time. She threatened her with torture, and in such collars she wrapped candlesticks.
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