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 25.02.2015
All these rules have a logical basis. The elevator may be damaged, in which case it will crash down not with the girl, but with you. It is clear that now the elevators are more reliable than at the time of this rule, but it is not taken from the ceiling.
The second. When moving along the roads, a man moves closer to the road, in order in the event of something to ward off a woman, at least from the dirt from under the wheels of some fool.
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In fact, initially, the mouthpiece walked to the left of the woman so that he could quietly pull out with his right hand the cold weapon hanging on his left hip.
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