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 05.03.2015
xxx> And now a moment of upheaval on our channel.
xxx> Without a doubt, many have seen advertising "weight loss, ceased to be just one product". We revealed the secret of this product: it is an acetylene ice cream! O_O
To begin with, acetylene freezes at a temperature of minus 84, which is filled with deep cold burns in any contact with it. Second, it is not absorbed by the human body.
But if you are the Snow Queen with alien enzymes, carrying out its vital activity at minus 84 and digesting acetylene - here you are in danger! The fact is that a kilogram of solid acetylene is more than a thousand times more calorie than a kilogram, for example, olive oil (which is, for a moment, almost pure fat).
Avoid ice cream made of acetylene – and the perfect figure is guaranteed!
xxx> thank you for your attention. = ^ ^ ^
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