to this:

To all who do not understand why to learn the mother tongue and try to express their thoughts competently: yesterday on the street heard a young lady boast of a girlfriend on the phone. "I got 10 pounds worse", said the beauty and made my day."

Of course, it’s good to be literate, but it’s bad when the desire to get out of knowledge clogs the brain so much that a person is no longer able to recognize irony. Apparently, the girl’s listened joke was too subtle for the author.