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 09.04.2015
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My cat from the Maine Coon or something larger, because my cat standing on my back legs will hardly reach my ass, well maybe a little higher, but not to my shoulders. Well, or as an option you confuse the concepts of floor and chair.
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Boy, I have bad news for you. I have an average height, an old Soviet taburetka, and a small cat of medium sizes, he calmly reaches the shoulder when stretched out.
Decide what’s wrong with you or your cat.

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Carefully measured with the roulette:

- a person (height 164 cm), sitting on a table at the table in a poster posture of an exemplary student, - shoulder at a height of 97 cm;
- a person (height of 164 cm), floating on the table at the table in a stitched posture, - the shoulder supporting the cheek of the hand at a height of 87 cm;
- our small cat (weight 3.4kg), in the posture of a fitness worker, standing on the back legs with the uplifted front leg - length 78cm.

A little below the taburet, even more free posture, a little larger than the cat - and voila.
We confirm.

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