Nothing is new...

Doctors are such doctors. I once had a botanist with a psychofak cake, so, he called me in intimate moments, so gently and gently, "flatulence you are mine." Until I knew what that meant...

In addition, I have prepared a wonderful name for the first swamp: the Duchess of Cascaro Sagrado, daughter of the Duke of Cascaro Barbe. Even in the magazine “Niva”, from the cover of which I took this name, it was, I remember, written that it sounds “easy and gentle.”
“Listen,” continued the cadet, “you, the young man of the state... are you not ashamed to call the lady such unclean names?!!! Do you know what Kaskara Sagrada is? This is a pill for constipation, sorry for the expression. Oh, you are unfortunate! The doctor’s son..."
L. Cassil "Conduit and Swambrania"