When I was told that a son was born, I ran under the windows of the chamber and jumped like a fool, but my wife couldn’t even get to the window... On the third day, I came to the nursery with my hand hanged and a fingernail under my eye. Looking at me, the whole nursery ran away... It turned out that I was coming the next day. He went up to the third floor by some power cable, using only his hands, in the teeth of a bouquet of sloppy nails, and tried to get to the window by the window to deliver the bouquet to his wife, slipped and stumbled into the lower-growing bush. He fell successfully, because he immediately began to cheer joyfully, rose up, made another attempt to storm the third floor, at the level of the second floor the cable did not stand and broke off, crushing me right on the asphalt, the third approach was crippled by the armed forces who had risen...