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 08.06.2015
And generally striking fools, who first bad diet "for the benefit of the child" buried their own health, gain weight and break their metabolism, and then wonder that the husband left and no one needs her.
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And the husbands who left, "because the wife gained weight", are not surprised? When they got married, they thought that the wife after giving birth and after 50 years should look like on the day of the wedding. Everyone gets old, everyone gets dumb, and she doesn’t. Or "to let go if I take a new"? Sooner should be warned. Either there would be no wedding, or there would be no "children", but the wife would remain as new for a few years and would become "no naphyg not needed" and after a while, when the gray and wrinkles will go away.
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