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 09.06.2015
The Iron Logic.
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I decided to work on Friday, my husband will be late, my grandmother's children - what would I not do? I stumbled upon a lamp that does not have a base, and there is a fixture. Let me, I think, attach it to the table, well drill under the hand. I got, put on the charging, a hammer hit my eyes, remembered that I needed to hit a couple of nails. I killed. I went to the kitchen to turn the bath. I stand. In one hand a hammer, in the other a meat stick... Attention question - am I exactly a girl?))))))))))
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I washed my dishes and my breasts didn’t grow. He threw his clothes into the washing machine, washed and smooked the shirt, nothing fell and the menstrual period did not start. I made a lasagna and wasn’t pregnant. Am I really a man?
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