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 20.06.2015
I had a friend, a programmer. A typical chauvinist, I could not tolerate it, thought that all the babies were chickens (!!!)And I in particular. And at work I don't do a niqab, because I leave on time, I don't have aurals, and in general I got here through someone's bed (!!!!!) is
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The first month he called me two or three times a day, polite to madness, because (!!!!!) He understood nothing and asked to explain.
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Wedding in autumn.
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When you fall in love, you close your eyes to the fact that the object of your passion is a fool, and later you cry because the object of your passion is a fool.
You will cry with him.
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