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 20.06.2015
How to recognize a fool:
1st Will you go to a concert with me? There are fools, you are stupid.
2nd Do you go to the exhibition with me? I’d rather work in the factory.
Three Should I go to the exhibition with a friend? Will you go to the bar with the men? Sit at home!
4 is My dear, sit with the child while I go to the pool. “It’s your child, sit alone with him, I’m tired.
5 is Will you buy me an e-book so I can read while I’m home with my child? “I have money, I decide, we need TV, we need to watch football.
6 is Will you go with me and my son to the zoo? “You went crazy, today is football, the African championship.

Run after 2-3 points. People are not obliged to share interests, but they must be respected. It works on both sides. Otherwise, then it turns out that you are a TP, which is not interested in anything but the whole series.
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