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 23.06.2015
Speed of passing the exam:
I will not name the university, whoever learns, will remember.
The subject is the history of political and legal teachings.
As appropriate, I and most of the students did almost all the lectures and saw the lectures almost for the first time at the exam. He was surprised to see so many new faces. As usual, I was late for the exam. Located in the auditorium, and all places are occupied. All of. Anchorage in Kamchatka. Only a free party before the predecessor. He lovingly invites me so to sit in front of him, I understand that the transfer not only shines, but shines with all the flowers of the rainbow, but nothing to do, I sit down, I don't even think about the spores (Hudini and he would burn), well, the one who has studied, he will understand. And here the reader says: You are a lot, I am like a lazy to fill the notes, so we write ourselves in our notes.... and then he does the following - takes my notes (I remember, I am sitting right in front of him) and on my example says everything that needs to be written - the subject is like this, the reader is like this (and he writes all this in my notes) further, on the machine, puts an assessment and is written. For a few seconds he looked at what he did, then on me, then on the other students. After a few seconds of silence, the predecessor issued: the assessment is not necessary, I will put them myself, well, and you (in my sense) I congratulate you on passing the exam. He gave me a check, well, and I dropped it until he changed his mind. That’s how I passed the exam without taking a ticket and (most importantly!!!) Without saying a word. Fuck it!! to
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