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 04.07.2015
How much to drink to avoid resistance.

Dear girls, if you do not drink at all or drink little, and you are persuaded to drink to have fun and relax in the company... Just remember: after the first swallow your condition changes. Everything seems simpler, clearer, brighter and lighter, you are easier to support any initiative. Of course, I want to extend and enhance this beautiful feeling. It seems to you that alcohol does not affect you in any way, just around beautiful people who want only good.
This is a sign that you have enough. Don’t explain it to anyone, just oh, something went wrong with me. After a while, the alcohol will exhaust and you will begin to judge the situation again.

Dear young people, it is exactly the same for you.
And if the lack of touch after the glass suddenly started to smile to you, the eyes glittered and the voice became whirling, there is nothing good about it. She just started to lose thought. Yes, he still stands on his feet, and like something he wants, but this "self-desire" in a hammer can turn into at least an insult, at most - a history for many years.

At a snack, remember how a real officer behaves when a drunk woman hangs on him:
Stirlitz, immediately swear that you love me!
So that I die. Write a couple of formulas.
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