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 23.07.2015
You will be surprised, but the muscles of men who are unable to move their legs are just strong. Simply put, the muscles, being strong, also have volume, and therefore, in order to keep the knees together in a sitting position, they have to consciously make continuous efforts on their muscles, swing, otherwise they immediately split their legs apart. Anatomy of c. And some of us, who pumped their hands stronger, fail to reach their fingers to their shoulder: the biceps interferes. But to you, Hamu with the ends-of-spikes, all this, of course, is unknown.
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Not a shit. I have never seen men in my considerable experience in the hoverboard who would hover the inner surface of the thighs on the corresponding trainers. The girls are crawling all the time. And something of us pumped hips with poppy do not prevent us from sitting normally.
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