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 23.07.2015
An old lady with a basket enters the computer service salon (already fun). From the basket comes a new laptop wrapped in a circular cloth. Young people hide smiles.
Hi, how can we help?
Help my son, the computer on guarantee, the grandson gave. He is lying, he is showing everything wrong. Solitaire has folded up three times, if it will be dry weather, three times it has come together. I went to the house, and the rain soaked me. Maybe the program is broken? Expensive toy, you need to show everything right for such money.
Employees are riding in the voice. The director, a woman of 50 years.
Hi, I will gladly help you. Let’s look at the program.
It opens the note, makes a serious face. He kindly explains:
Your computer has the Spider Solitaire program installed. It is not intended for precise guessing, but for the game, the game of competition. Very useful game, develops attention and observation. Here, see (opens the box): this is how the points are gaining, this is the average score. Whoever gets more, has won. You and your neighbors will play against each other.
What if they don’t have one?
- Then let them come, contact me personally, I will install them completely free of charge.
Thank you for calming me down, or I just got upset.
Come back, always happy to help.
The old lady takes a laptop in the basket. The director turns to the managers:
And whoever will laugh at the customers, I will study the logarithmic line!
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