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 29.07.2015
Now it’s enough to make money to buy what you want – and you don’t need to “deliver” through familiar women’s boots or children’s sandals. Moreover, it has become difficult to leave the store without buying in principle - you need sellers and manufacturers.
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Oh well? Probably writes "a strictly standard person". Real people are much more complicated. "You are too fat/fat/long/short to your size". You have too short legs for such a volume of thighs/too thin neck for such a width of shoulders. "This season is fashionable squeeze and narrow nose, and the figure you will find on your foot with bones/with high lift/with great fullness". Oh there is! The size suited... but god, why all this lurex and glitter?! A, there is no lurex and splash... but at the price for the entire salary. As if the shops are full, and if you want to buy something, you will not pick up.
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