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 23.08.2015
by CUD. The case of excess speed. The citizen walked on the track with a speed of somewhere 170 km / h, and you can - 110. This is a serious case - 6 holes, a driving ban for six months and two thousand fines. The citizen, however, has circumstances - he broke the spidometer, and broke in a vicious and harmful way - stuck with a arrow. That is, he moved, but he did not climb above 100. The police confirm: indeed, stuck, we checked. The mechanic confirms, so and so, this nature of the breakdown, indeed, from 0 to 100 shows (although not without focuses), and for a hundred - does not go. The insurance company agrees. So the rights were not taken, the affairs were not launched, but a certain number of holes were made and a fine was taken, although not so large. Why is? And because - according to the judge - when the cows on the boards merge into one, it is possible and should be noticed that something is not quite the same with speed.
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