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 10.09.2015
Anastasia
I learned here in the fight against insects that the hair lacquer does not burn.

Nikita
How is it?
Have you frozen mosquitoes?and :)

Anastasia
not
History of a million
I am sitting on a push.

Nikita
WOW

Anastasia
and tk. I’m claustrophobic, I don’t close the door.
A strip of light falls into the corridor, and suddenly a huge hernia arises in this strip of light and, sweeping through its chitin armor over the laminate, hides from the field of sight.
I almost failed to go to the bathroom from such indolence.
The hernia is really healthy, 5 centimeters.
for a moment I stumbled, decided that besides me nobody to fight with her, went out to fight with a tapk.
What a naked panty here, here you need a flyboy on a long pen, because it is terrible to stretch the fuck with the tap.
So I decided to burn this hole.
It was then that I learned that if you sprinkled through the flame of the light bulb from a bottle of lakes, it was a miracle! Nihua will not happen.
And this hernia came between the wall and the tree that is folded around the door, and now it is her house.
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