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 27.10.2015
When I just started driving - I was very afraid to park, we also had the courtyard full of cars in different directions, one uncomfortable movement and trouble will not be avoided. And here I decided to ask for help from the passing man - he sat behind the wheel, and as sat, and stood up. Because the car I had an old seven (and no, not a BMW)), with a mechanical box and without any steering hydro-amplification - he just couldn't move it from the spot. I asked the second - he stumbled, the car stood right across the road and neither there nor back. Another company of young guys came, interested in the situation - all in turn tried - only worse. Fortunately, the neighbor who noticed my suffering approached and parked her in 10 seconds. I said "don’t worry, I’ve been driving for five years, you’ll learn!" I then asked no one anymore, but although I parked slowly and for a few "measures", I still knew that I do it better than a random sample of the men of my yard, who can’t :-)))
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