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 29.10.2015
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And today I broke the couch more precisely broke the foundation. And now I am not falling from him.

With husband or alone?

Unfortunately, one...

I can tell you: I broke the concrete mixer last summer. My husband broke my stomach five years ago.

In the universe on mineralogy, I scratched the quartz with my nails (2,5 to 7, quartz toughness). The druzes of the grenade were crushed before me :oops: The middle son bended the pipeline, accidentally. And the eldest at the age of 16 pulled out a pillar from the ground, because the lazy was to dig (the pillar stood very well, did not even shake).

And they say there is no acceptance against breakout. Crazy: Or was it just the second break?

- against the breakout was the English machine of 1905.

The year 1905 was a very difficult year in many areas.

- Len, you are the main thing, don't touch the machine of 1905 :oops: Rariteth still! and :-)
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