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 03.11.2015
We go with a friend in the center of the city, a friend complains that he cannot find a girlfriend. I show a person of the fair sex sitting on the bench. And I said to him, “Come and just ask if I can meet her?” Not thinking for a long time, my friend takes the course towards the bench and such a dialogue took place.
The smoke:
Hello girl, can I meet you?
The girl:
and you? Do you want to meet? With me? Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
To which Dima responds with an indignant face:
Unfortunately, I saw it, so I decided to go to you.
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