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 17.11.2015
I was looking for a job in America. Since a person is extremely lazy - he wanted to work without leaving the house, which he most often managed.

Once I came to an interview, where the main requirement was the presence of a fixed phone at home. He was not explained at all, they said that he was accepted to work, and he was required to sit at home and wait for a phone call. You could call at any time, so you couldn’t get away.

As a worker, he was honest. For days he sat at home, slept, ordered food, ate, played games, waited for a call - no one called. Nevertheless, he regularly received checks with his salary for a very good amount - about three thousand dollars a month, if I'm not mistaken.

That lasted for a few months, and then he was fired. How was he fired? They were invited again to the interview, handed him a hand, said it was very pleasant to work with him, were very sorry that they had to interrupt the cooperation, but asked not to worry about this, as the company promised to pay him the benefit for several months after his dismissal. Everything was done correctly.

He has not yet understood what it was.
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