A quote from Bach from the future:

Petya was fucked yesterday.
How we roasted - it should have been seen! They just fell out! The whole office was lying with the boss, the courier, the cleaner and the head of the department! What an office! The whole business center was lying - absolutely all! Some were lying on each other because there was not enough space on the floor. A wave of rust has spread to neighboring buildings, whipping even dogs on the street and rats in the sewage! The menta laughed, the microbes and shop windows broke out. They even scratched the boots in the aska and the usherpics! The whistle was louder than the simultaneous whistle of a million blondes! All the pairs in all the institutions were destroyed, the employees of the GIBDD did not take more than one fine! No one could work in the city that day.
This is how ridiculously Petya grabbed you.