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 11.01.2016
HurrTheDurr: What only shells will not come up with to bypass marketing schizophrenia. Did the phone in a metal body, can not insert a normal antenna? Make an external amplifier. Reduced the battery to press 1mm thick? We will sell a lithium-ion tumor on the back cover. The phone is so large that it is uncomfortable to get it out of your pocket. We invented a shovel for the shovel - a smart watch. The screen is so glossy that it is hard to see anything in the sun? Put a matte film. As a result, there is some hellish wretch, which is even more unpleasant to use.
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