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 15.01.2016
Many children doubt that Santa is real.
My little daughter is no exception.
This is, as they say, the preamble.
My stories about the fact that the real Santa Claus lives in the Great Ustyug, and his brother Santa Claus in Lapland were perceived as a child not to say what skeptical, but with some distrust. On the morning of January 1, the gifts were under the tree, Santa has already flown away and hasn’t seen him. One day my daughter asked:
Father, Santa gives gifts to everyone, and he wants to get something as a gift too?
Of course, I say, I probably want to...
Let’s make him a gift!
Why not!
The child took a square piece of white cloth, painted on it all sorts of patterns with flomasters, and said that it was a towel as a gift to Santa Claus. I, in turn, said that on the evening of the 31st we will put it under the tree, and when Santa comes to put her gifts under the tree, he will take her gift. On the morning of the 1st, as usual, the gifts were under the tree, and there were no wipes - Santa took it with him.
On the holidays we gathered to come to the estate of Santa Claus, where he comes to us on the holidays from the Great Ustyug (this was said to the child). They came there, I bought tickets for a tour and a meeting with Santa Claus, and while mom and daughter walked around the mansion and watched all kinds of fairy tales – I approached the girls, assistants of Santa Claus and asked that when the next tour goes – let them give Santa Claus a towel (with you, of course, taken) and ask him to thank the girl for such a beautiful gift. The assistants were somewhat surprised, but promised Santa to ask...
After a while, the excursion with my child went away, and even after forty minutes, the daughter ran out of the terrace with round eyes, a huge smile and shouted joyfully, "Daddy, Santa Claus is real, and I doubted before!" and told how he thanked her for the gift he received from her.
Since then, there is no doubt that Santa is actually...
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