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 02.02.2016
About the car:
I bought it with my husband three years ago. "In nature" they went with enthusiasm for the first three months every weekend. Then it started "Now I want to drink beer, let’s lead you"- "I also want beer, let’s lead yourself"- "and let’s go on the electric drive, romance still"- "and let’s go".
In restaurants we order a taxi - we are not alkashi, but a glass of wine - a drink of cognac you want to drink with good food.
They were purchased in hypermarkets for about six months. Then we started ordering delivery, as dragging a mountain of bags from the store to the car and from the car home was also lazy.
I go to work on foot, my husband on the subway - half an hour, with the car - 40 minutes, and sometimes all one and a half hours when traffic jams. But he does not give up and rides out of pure stubbornness, otherwise "nafiga then generally bought".
This is how it happens too.
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