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 10.02.2016
I live on the third floor. A few days in a row I leave the apartment at the same time with the neighbors.
The first day. I go out, neighbors are already sitting in the elevator. They offer to go with them. Thanks, I go down on foot. I wait for a few seconds for the neighbors, holding them at the entrance door.
The second day. The neighbors are waiting for the elevator. Judging by the sound, the elevator is nearby. I leave the house, get into the car and leave before the neighbors leave the house.
The third day. Neighbors do not call the elevator, they go down with me.
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