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 17.02.2016
While filling the pregnant woman's card.
So, according to the tests, everything is negative... Alcohol, chicken, drugs?
and no.
Have you left the country in the last 6 months?
No, not before that.
What is pregnancy?
The first.
How many sexual partners?
I am the most boring person on earth.
I understand.
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