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 26.02.2016
On Fighting Feminism and the Benefits of Archiving.
For lovers of court series.
In Toronto, the hearing in the scandalous case of Jian Ghomeshi has ended. For a long time he was a popular radio host, commentator and in general - a playboy. The Major. We are always fashionable and familiar with all kinds of celebrities.

But in 2014, a woman claimed that Jean was fucking her. In a sadistic form. And it happened ten years ago. The UPS. Reporters immediately joyfully rolled up and opened the dam with shit.

Here we should retreat for explanation. Until the 1940s, women in Canada had no rights. Then they fought, fought, and won the right. protection of rights. Those of whom they had not even dreamed of sufragiers with burning eyes. As Cobson sang, “The revolution has a beginning, the revolution has no end.”
Feminism is now an extensive business with powerful political leverage. Feminists in a quiet shoe infiltrated almost everywhere you can do something. In the police and the army they are taken in disarmament, as in Soviet times in MGIMO took children of workers. But then, when it turns out that the recruits are not able to pull the hose from the firefighters or the machine guns from the military, they are moved to warm places, thereby depriving the well-deserved veterans of reducing time until retirement.
I suspect it was the feminists who infused the current nonsense in the premiere. The same after the election in response created a cabinet of ministers, where exactly half are women. The fact that almost all of them jumped through five or ten steps and were assigned exclusively by gender was not confusing).
Concerned angry aunts have their own programs and magazines, where they outspokenly prove their superiority. The list of sexual offences has been significantly expanded. Now it includes sexual harassment, which can be touching (for example, too gently greeting the hand), words ( said, “You look appetizing”), and even looks (it can be in a mini jersey and socks). And the most funny - to prove the guilt of a man in sexual crimes is quite enough only the statement of the victim.
I used to think that the limit of cretinism in Canadian justice is to include suicide in the criminal code (now, though, it has been removed), but not. There are hundreds of cases in the courts where one spouse accuses the other of rape. Approximately a quarter of them came from the husbands who were taken by this witch.

I worked with a man whom my wife once studied. They drank together on the weekend. Then we went to the sofa. They argue about which movie to watch. The husband got angry, rattled, and went into the garage. The woman called the police and said her husband was beating her. While the police were driving, she made a sink, lubricating herself on the forehead with a bottle. The police took the man, as he was, put him in a cell, and locked him in a monkey. The next day, the judge deprived him of the right to approach his home for three months. The woman began to visit feminists, checking her condition. She was already unhappy with the man, and tried to withdraw the statement, but they did not listen to it, because they considered it a proposition of her husband. and so on. By the time we met, he had lived for more than a year, removing his room in the basement, regularly going to mark his sobriety and looked completely distracted.
But back to our sensation.
So, in the morning, all the newspapers came out with murderous headlines (such as “what Ivan Urgant hides in bed”). Jean was immediately dismissed (without a court ruling!) of the state radio corporation. He was removed as the leader of all future events. And most importantly, new and new victims began to be announced. They all gave the same testimony as this monster was suffocating and beating them in the course of the same. This happened 12 to 8 years ago. Interestingly, the monster did not deny his mild sadism, but said that everything was in mutual agreement... No one listened to him.
Finally the hearings began. Gomez took lawyer Marie Henein. It is worth talking about her in more detail. My aunt is smart. Not only did she break into the legal elite in a relatively short period of time; but also that from a typical crap and office horror she turned into a Hollywood wonder. In addition, she does not ignore the protection of women in the Canadian Feminist Coalition.
The interrogation of the victims begins. All of them, smashing the slugs, tell about this wicked Gomeshi, who suffocated them, beat them, and mocked them. And all this in detail, as if it hadn’t been ten years...
The sexy Mary, rubbing with her lips, does not argue, but asks the forty-year-old girls participatively how much this has upset them. And what feelings they have for the wicked. Everyone again agrees that their feelings are suppressed, and they cannot directly eat from this acute personal resentment. That is why they need compensation.
And here, in all the canons, the show begins. A projector is introduced into the hall, on which e-mails saved by Jean are displayed. Messages from victims. very much. The next day, a week later, and more after the attributed crimes. On all "victims" continue to flirt, discuss intimacy, send photos in swimsuits, and ask for new meetings!
The court will make a decision in March.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1602/o160225.html#8
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