He comes to me in the office of a colleague, stops in the middle and, contemplatively looking at the landscape outside the window, asks:

What do you think is better – heavy metals or intestinal stick?

It is cute, I answer. It depends on why.

“Yes, you understand, my wife told me to bring water only from the well for tea, and we only have two wells nearby, one with heavy metals because of the landfill, and the other with an intestinal rod because of the farm.