Today at lunch I speak to my husband: I want coffee, will you cook?
The husband obviously does not want to do this, looks at the sides, in search of how to avoid this dull operation, notices a cup next to the coffee machine.
The husband is happy: oh, there is still yesterday's coffee left, now I will pull the fly out of it and warm it up, will you?! to
I: O_o
What are you, she’s a little girl...
He gets a spoonful of flies and goes with a bowl to the microwave.
On March 8th =)