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 10.03.2016
Today at lunch I speak to my husband: I want coffee, will you cook?

The husband obviously does not want to do this, looks at the sides, in search of how to avoid this dull operation, notices a cup next to the coffee machine.

The husband is happy: oh, there is still yesterday's coffee left, now I will pull the fly out of it and warm it up, will you?! to

I: O_o

What are you, she’s a little girl...

He gets a spoonful of flies and goes with a bowl to the microwave.

On March 8th =)
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