Recently, I realized that the best jokes come from life. told a acquaintance.

They have a parking at work. And, one day, a freezer stole her car right in the middle of a working day. Called the mentions. I have to say that they saved there on everything, so from the guard on the parking lot there was only a young guy, recently from the army, nothing knowing, but agreed to work for half a day. Naturally, he saw nothing, heard nothing. There was a video camera out of the parking lot. So he joyfully approached the victim and the police and:

I watched the camera recording. Everything is seen there!

See who was driving the car? I asked one of the law enforcement officers.

“No, but I was able to see the number of the car,” the guard replied and stretched the paper to the owner of the stolen car.



P.S The car was then found.